I love science jokes and puns no end :) Especially biology related.
I'd posted a joke earlier, here are a few more jokes and oneliners -
Q. How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes millions of years.
(nice dig at evolutionists ;) )
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
( a pun on 'solution')
"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance."
I heard this morning that veterinarians are beginning to use on household animals expensive diagnostic equipment previously only available for humans, including CAT and PET scanners.
Q: Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs ?
A: They don't commute.
(a beautiful pun on the mathematical property of commutativity of quantum operators and also on the word 'operator' which might mean a mathematical operator or, a human being - machine operator for e.g according to context)
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
(nice one on the gene-jean pair of homophones. We have had designer jeans for long, and we are moving towards technology which will actually make modifying and designing genes possible in the near future.)
Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
A: Pull down its genes.
(another good one on the same homophonic pair)
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one
and kept the other as a control.
(on meticulous biologists who would do nothing without first allocating a control group)
A mushroom walked into a bar.
The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
Mushroom: "Hey, what's the problem?"
Bartender: "Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? Ain't i a fun guy ?"
(doesn't 'fun guy' sound like 'fungi' :D)
According to latest news, the huge new prime number discovered recently is exactly four times bigger than the previous record.
(A subtle one; how can a number be prime if it is a multiple of 4 ? ;) )
There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.
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nice :)
label cloud is vkn ;)
http://www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna/humour/computer/index.html
http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
These are good links :)
sahi!
God is real.. unless declared as an integer..
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