A: They have all the solutions.
Q: Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs ?
A: They don't commute.
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one
and kept the other as a control.
(on meticulous biologists who would do nothing without first allocating a control group)
A mushroom walked into a bar.
The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind." Mushroom: "Hey, what's the problem?" Bartender: "Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? Ain't i a fun guy ?"
(doesn't 'fun guy' sound like 'fungi' :D)
According to latest news, the huge new prime number discovered recently is exactly four times bigger than the previous record.